"Twilight, they're just giving ya the old bump-and-tingle to lure you in."
"These games are rigged."
"Slanderous!" "Libelous!"
"Do you know what's not rigged?"
"Assuming no air resistance..."
"...and a vertical displacement of zero..."
"horizontal displacement equals initial projectile velocity squared..."
"...times the sine of twice the launch angle divided by the acceleration due to gravity."
"I can't watch!" "Hold me!"
"Guess who just mapped out a perfect projectile trajectory..."
"...taking into account propulsion, gravity, and aerodynamic drag!"
"Betcha thought I forgot about friction, air drag..."
"...and veering initial velocities."
"Well, guess what. I didn't!"
"You know what they say..."
"Hundredth time's the charm."
"There's not always a villain..."
"...with Equestrian magic out to get us."
"I can't feel my fingers anymore."
"How long have we been here?"
"How about you just take a parakeet and go home?"
"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PARAKEET!"
"You said it yourself. It's rigged. How about we get some ice cream?"
"Well, would ya look at that?!" "A winner every time!"
"...Or maybe I want her to be my prime suspect..."
"because she's Rarity's new best friend at the park."
"over a whole lot o' nothin'?"
"...but I can send ya to real jail!"
"Shhh! Hands on your head!"
"Huh! Why didn't ya tell me you were a Deputy Fun Inspector?!"
"Rarity told me you're the coolest, smartest friend..."
"...who knows what's the opposite of down."
"Capital T, #TBT, Throwback Today."
"...T.C.T.H.T.B.T.[T.B.T.]..."
"...pronounced 'ta-ca-ta-ca-ba-ta'!"
"You are going to represent..."
"...the touchstones of cool throughout the ages!"
"How do you feel about shaving your head?"
"But I already am the best!"
"Is Vignette zappin' my friends..."
"...with a magical phone?!"
"I knew she was up to somethin'!"
"Just wasn't expectin' somethin' so magic and evil."
"She makes 'em disappear..."
"...but where do they go?"
"Aw, man! Are we trapped in a magical phone?"
"Typical. ...You gonna eat that stress salad?"
"You don't care about my parade!"
She's done somethin' to our friends!"
"Is this about our friends or about you and Vignette?"
"Ever since she gave me this opportunity..."
"...you've been jealous because..."
"...she sees my potential..."
"...but she didn't hire you!"
"You guys, stop!" "This isn't like you!"
"You're so blind, you can't even see she's usin' you!"
"You only like her because she's always blowin' smoke up your chimney!"
"But that's what she does to everyone!"
"Maybe I should just... go."
"We were just sitting in a white room the whole time?!"
"Wait, you guys didn't know that?"
"Guys, this is bad! It means Vignette is on the parade route,"
"and she's using her phone to change whatever she doesn't like!"
"What happens if she decides she doesn't like the crowd?"
"We'd better hurry! I'm sure Vignette's getting more corrupted by Equestrian magic every minute!"